He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
That accounts for only three of the penises
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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