Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
