My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
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I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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