ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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