Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
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