Dude, you need to talk to your mom
wtf?
She just called and asked if i would be part of the intervention she's planning for you
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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