did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
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