She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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