you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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