Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
im drinking this country out of the recession.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
Apparently, banging my bartender ex-girlfriend = free drinks again. Not every bad decision is a wrong decision.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
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