I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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