I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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