I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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