just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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