East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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