u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
thus making me awesome and them whores
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
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