oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
You tipped the Uber driver extra for taking your phone away while you were drunk texting
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Randomize
