Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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