Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
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