420 ftw
He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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