He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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