the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
Girls should come with a carfax report
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
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