Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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