I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
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