every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
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