i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
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