Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
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