have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
porn star boner night. come get it.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
Randomize
