For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
Of course I have a pirate flag
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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