Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Of course I have a pirate flag
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
Randomize
