I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
jump out the window naked night went bad
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