"it" just moved
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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