I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
Never drink rum straight from the bottle, even if people say it'll make you a pirate. It won't: it'll make you a bumbling shitfaced idiot who just drank rum straight from the bottle.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
tell me about the eggs
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