So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
porn star boner night. come get it.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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