ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
birth control should be required to get into college
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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