So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
I'll pick you up. Avoid slightly awkward no-we're-not-dating-but-I'm-still-screwing-your-son-after-2-years parental run-ins.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
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