This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
from now on my penis is your penis
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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