Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
Randomize
