Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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