You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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