So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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