do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
I think people are normalizing furries
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
Randomize
