i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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