so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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