He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
While drunk it seemed like a good idea to barricade my roommate in his room with everything that we could move in our apartment, waking up to him screaming from it collapsing on top of him was just an added bonus.
Woke up to a bottle of gatorade and a packet of saltine crackers tied to underwear hanging from my ceiling fan, along with 3 advil stuck to a piece of duct tape and a note saying "have a happy hangover- <3 you/me"
Drunk you is pretty stunner.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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