I'm gonna have a badass scar
Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
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