so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
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