and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
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