I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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