Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
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