The cop didn't care that I was peeing on the wall of my dorm building... All he said was, "come on, it's 9am."
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
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