I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
Randomize
