Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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