I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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